I didn't watch the State of the Union address, but my question is this: did I really need to?
The answer is: No. Nobody did. Why? Here's 5 reasons:
5. Somebody thought that this would be funny: http://youtu.be/UWEyJjNX4gA
4. I'm not interested in a speech full of partial truths.
3. ZZZzzzZZZ
2. It's too similar to "glee" and "The Biggest Loser" which were also on last night.
1. No 72-minute speech deserves 20 standing ovations unless it is a 72- minute speech announcing the creation of a new cancer-curing, weight-reducing bacon that is just as delicious as regular bacon except it makes your breath smell as fresh as a Himalayan blizzard. Seriously. Why do they do that? It's obnoxious (see #2).
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